There were nipples!!!


So rude!!!  default/tongue  default/brows

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(1 replies, posted in Meets and Events)

Big camp old campers
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Technohippy & Abi
Dave & Laura TUrner
Kieron Davey + Jannah + Jannah's mate
Dave Billy Fenton Boreham
ALWAYS COCA-COLA Barry
Kat & Kelvin Jones
Peter 'Ken Bruce' Johnson

Maybe not sure yet
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Matt and Theresa Clegg and the Cleggletts
Sam Lomax
Trousers Mcleod
Glittery Helen and her bloody glitter


Maybe if he gets a van in time
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Slammed resto Gary

yup

19 August at 10:00–16:00

Harry Harpics and Sons Ltd
Rectory Farm, Fambridge Road, Ashingdon, SS4 3LW Rochford

https://i.imgur.com/Dnj3aqn.jpg

Nige at Precious Metal in Billericay?    07985 397614

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(0 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

If you're not crewing elemental  and you're camping.....

The earlybird £25 camping ticket discount ends  23:59:59   28th February

Then it's £30

There is not 1 second of give or take on this,  I've programmed it into the website default/smile

MESSAGE ENDS

can you hear is the motor still running?

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(1 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

DVLA sent back my application for a numberplate for the Irish 100e because there is no VIN number on the Irish logbook.

A Ford 100e the engine number and the chassis number are the same, I wrote this on my application.

The Irish don't like repetition so having written it in next to engine number they didn't write it again next to the bit that says VIN on the line directly underneath.

Logbook has been rejected as part of the application for this vehicle.

So now I've got to pay £50 + travel for someone from the owners club to come and look at the car and write a dating letter.

Don't people have anything better to do that make other people's lives awkward?

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(4 replies, posted in Meets and Events)

Oh yes I'll be thinking of you when I'm tucked up afterwards in the Travelodge we've booked right next door  default/lol

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(4 replies, posted in Meets and Events)

Usually popular with the northern chapter


bills itself as *THE* classic VW show in the UK  default/roll   default/lol

http://www.stanfordhallvw.com/

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(1 replies, posted in Meets and Events)

Usual form, the club has been going to this since we started being a club   and no sign of that changing any time soon default/smile

There will be club camping, please note this is rather old fashioned - we have to collect monies from everyone then post it off, they'll post back everyone's tickets to one person and then we have to distribute them.

http://evdvwclub.wixsite.com/essexveedubbers/page4

https://www.facebook.com/Battlesbridgevwshow/

So....  PAYPAL ME ALL YOUR MONIES

I will also need silly things like your real name and your vehicle make, reg and colour  for their form ....

smile and wave everyone...  smile and wave default/smile  default/hello

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(3 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

default/rock   default/rock   default/rock   default/rock

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(3 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

It's been asleep since the beginning of October,  it nearly had enough in the battery to start it but not quite.

30 mins on the charger and 2nd kick.... 

Still SORN until April though but a lovely sound none the less

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(4 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

Also,  you've seen the 100e....    metal rub might help it  default/lol

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(4 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

As you can see in the background, my neighbour has one for his mk3 Zodiac, and the neighbour the other side of him also has one for is MG.

There is established protocol here for holding them down in the windy default/smile

The back half is anchored to the ground using the tarmac fixings they use to hold speed bumps down with so then that M10 bolt is holing P clips around the tubular frame.

I'm awaiting the arrival of two leather dog collars (straps) from the bay of E, and then more fixings and P clips will go in on the corners and I'll use the leather straps through the P clips and round the frame to hold that opening end down default/smile

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(4 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

I had an erection in my front garden today.

It was cold and I was struggling to get it up because it's quite big but Abi gave me a hand and it was up and sturdy in no time at all default/smile

Once it was all done we opened the flap up  and I drove it in.

https://i.imgur.com/pVF8f10.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wRVKPtE.jpg

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(3 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

Blue oval that is........

https://i.imgur.com/wI27vOx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/PgNfZFF.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/IXfUFa8.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4XeBzIj.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LEUm0Sr.jpg

all the way from Dundalk  default/big_smile
now to do the DVLA dance of "we lsot your documents" etc and get it registered

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(3 replies, posted in Photos)

bloody hell pete

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(3 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

default/lol
Here's a plug

http://www.iec.ch/worldplugs/img/plugs_sockets/G_3d_plug_l.png

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(3 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

I'm going to give myself a pat on the back for the effort I put into the November News item this month default/smile

If there's anything anyone would like to add to it or there's things you'd like to put in the December one let me know.






default/big_smile

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(3 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

https://i.imgur.com/uMtUUHZ.jpg

Now in stock presently with me in Maldon and easiest way to get one will be to come to the Chelmsford meet on 12th October and after that they'll be with Gary Slammed Resto along with the other merch default/smile

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(3 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

1) 2cv Paul
2) 2cv Paul
3) Technohippy
4) Colin Rook
5) Tim Fox
6) Slammed Resto (cos he has one of everything)
7) Gaz1980

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(0 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

Mr ALWAYS COCA-COLA at the Chelmsford meet last night in a volkswagen  default/boing

Red of course...

and George Rook in his new red Lupo  (everyone wishes they were cool enough to own a Lupo) ably assisted by Coiln  default/respect

https://i.imgur.com/G0VhUEM.jpg

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(3 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

Long term patients of the Splitterz asylum may recall in the dim and distant past we had embroidered wooly beanie hats  thus:
http://www.splitterz.co.uk/images/hat.jpg

Now I lost my one some time ago, and 2cv Paul has been hassling me to get some more done for ages,  years in fact as his is getting somewhat threadbare.

So we're doing it,  they'll be a tenner each, so far I've got 6 preorders.

If anyone would like one please let me know as we'll have to get  a batch all at once and judging by previous form  it'll be ten years before we get another batch  default/lol


1) 2cv Paul
2) 2cv Paul
3) Technohippy
4) Colin Rook
5) Tim Fox
6) Slammed Resto (cos he has one of everything)

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(4 replies, posted in General Chit-chat)

Grill n Chill is a weekend long VW show held at the HopFarm in Kent and run by our friends at the Paintscrapers Club the other side of the river

http://grill-n-chill.co.uk/