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In this thread ..... describe your job...... badly 
I turn caffeine into words and pictures that appear on your computer screen 
I turn unreasonable demands and irrational thinking into usable things for people to do stuff in.
Last edited by H-G (05-01-2017 20:59:13)
I sell drugs to people to sell to the public and also useless stuff for them to buy whilst their drugs are counted out
I polish turds
I polish turds
I keep the world spinning by testing the equipment that means grandma can go out the chimney, oh and power stations can run....
I look at stuff and figure out ways to stop things like power stations from running while concurrently playing a reaaaaly long game of Risk against other players, most of which are using a rule book that's at least 500 years behind the one I have to use. 
Polishing turds is more of a hobby. 
I try to buy computers at a really good price for clever people who then decide they will buy it themselves at twice the price and blame me.
Sometimes I have to work with people who waste taxpayers money devising & implementing policy & procedures that fail to make any real change.
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