• From: Peoples Republic of Technostan
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Topic: Describe your job....... badly

In this thread  ..... describe your job......  badly  default/tongue

I turn caffeine into words and pictures that appear on your computer screen  default/punk

I am you club camping responsible adult for booking for Battlesbridge VW Show

SEND ME ALL YOUR MONIES default/big_smile

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  • H-G
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Re: Describe your job....... badly

I turn unreasonable demands and irrational thinking into usable things for people to do stuff in.

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  • From: braintree
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Re: Describe your job....... badly

I sell drugs to people to sell to the public and also useless stuff for them to buy whilst their drugs are counted out

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  • From: braintree in the essex
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Re: Describe your job....... badly

I polish turds

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  • From: Peoples Republic of Technostan
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Re: Describe your job....... badly

danny allen wrote:

I polish turds

default/lol

I am you club camping responsible adult for booking for Battlesbridge VW Show

SEND ME ALL YOUR MONIES default/big_smile

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Re: Describe your job....... badly

I keep the world spinning by testing the equipment that means grandma can go out the chimney, oh and power stations can run....

Rosalie - T25 Westy Multivan
Rosa - Mk5 Golf Gti
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  • From: Stives
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Re: Describe your job....... badly

I look at stuff and figure out ways to stop things like power stations from running while concurrently playing a reaaaaly long game of Risk against other players, most of which are using a rule book that's at least 500 years behind the one I have to use.  default/hmm

Polishing turds is more of a hobby.  default/cool

Aim to please, but shoot to kill.
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Re: Describe your job....... badly

I try to buy computers at a really good price for clever people who then decide they will buy it themselves at twice the price and blame me.

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Re: Describe your job....... badly

Sometimes I have to work with people who waste taxpayers money devising & implementing policy & procedures that fail to make any real change.

1972 Bay - 2003 Bug - 1969 MGB GT - 1968 Dodge Charger - 1997 Jaguar XK8 - 1985 Mercedes 380SL - A Yellow everyday car and anything else I like the look of.

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